Monkeys and meth are a bad combination.
The little fuckers go positively ape-shit! :lol:
First, just to cover my butt. Everything in this post is what has been told to me today by others. I have no direct knowledge of these events.
Apparentaly over the weekend there was a MONKEY attack in town(Shelbyville TN). The story floating around is that there were multiple monkeys being kept in someones garrage. When the owner was in put in jail for meth related issues(seems manufacture) one of the monkeys excaped and later attacked a woman washing her car.
For goodness sakes, you wonder why some of us find it worthwhile to take the time to take care of ourselves.
Not only do we need to be aware and prepared for issues such as disaster, criminal intent, social and political mobs, but we have to watch out for the monkey apocalypse as well. If you would have asked me yesterday I would have never thought that roaming, raging monkeys were a threat.
I’ll have to add that to my list now.
Libtards, Muslofascists, EX’s, Zombie’s, assclown’s & PMS-ing bitches, & now Monkey’s.
what a list…
Dang.
Live marketing for the new Planet of the Apes movie.
:lol::lol:
:lol: bwahaha
Iguanas too. They can be dangerous. South Florida is crawling with them.
If it has a nametag that says Ceasar, then dont think just perforate. You will have just stopped the monkey apocalypse.
There are a whole bunch of monitor lizards living in a swamp a couple miles from my house. Apparently some got loose and started breeding, now there are several in the swamp.
Monkeys. Not just for trunks anymore.
Don’t forget giant subterranean worms.
Monkeys and meth are a bad combination.
The little fuckers go positively ape-shit!
Steven Spielberg Presents…
Meth Monkey Mayhem
Shit it’s almost like a really bad B rated 70’s horror flick in the U.S. now a days. W T F in big way… giant lizards,giant snakes,killer fresh water fish that can breathe air and chase you,killer monkeys. It’s fucking Madagascar out there!
Change it to “spaced…”
And yet still no Sybil Dannings in tight latex space outfits forcing Earth men to mate with them. It just ain’t fair.
Mistwolf, bring the sig line.
From my SHTF movie & television thread:
There are monkeys on the Silver River. My wife and I were paddling it once and paddled over to see them. The patriarch was nearby so I put the bow of the boat a couple of feet from him, my wife maybe six feet from him. I looked him in the eyes and grunted. He accepted the challenge and grunted back. We exchanged several increasingly aggressive grunts, my wife becoming more alarmed with each grunt. She was convinced the monkey was coming in the boat to kick my ass. I told her I wasn’t worried about it. He would have to get by her first. She was not happy.:eek:
LMAO yes it’s a dangerous world!
As if I didn’t have enough problems in my life. I haven’t finished building my House Defense AR, RECCE Carbine, dedicated Shower SBR (in case the Apocalypse catches me with my pants down) or Zombie Killer carbine, now I have to start planning for a Monkey Slayer. Does anyone know if P-Mag has released their new banana clip yet? Here’s a photo of the super-secret double banana clip DSA has been monkeying around with for the FAL
Know where I can find a dust cover that says “Get Your Paws Off Me”/“Damn Dirty Ape”? Or do you think that would get me in trouble in court for defending myself with a carbine that expresses anti-simian sentiments? WWMAD? (What Would Massad Ayob Do?)
So much sig line material in this thread to choose from!
Weh ma money at foo?!