Alex Jones Is a Tornado Truther Because, Obviously
"Yesterday, we explored the wild reality of Tornado Truthers, who believe that massive storms are created by the HAARP antenna farm in Alaska (HAARP is actually a research station to communicate with aliens living underground — only fools think otherwise). Still, the whole affair was missing the input of King Nut himself, Alex Jones. Well, guess what? He’s down.
“Of course there’s weather weapon stuff going on — we had floods in Texas like fifteen years ago, killed thirty-something people in one night. Turned out it was the Air Force,” Jones said on The Alex Jones Show yesterday.
Jones elaborated that while he’s not sure that this week’s tornado outbreak was caused by the government, he’s absolutely sure that the government “can create and steer groups of tornadoes” (powers usually reserved not for any branch of the government, but for the X-Men).
Jones said that the smoking gun of government involvement would be if a helicopter or aircraft was spotted “in and around the clouds, spraying and doing things.” He continued, “if you saw that, you better bet your bottom dollar they did this, but who knows if they did. You know, that’s the thing, we don’t know.”
We just don’t know if the tornadoes were caused by small, sentient black helicopters or a variety of atmospheric conditions. We don’t know. WE’LL JUST NEVER KNOW."
The sad part is I know guys who stream his screaming & yelling all day, every day. In fact one guy I know got a smart phone for the single purpose of streaming AJ. If I had a dollar for every time AJ said the world is going to end tomorrow, I’d be rolling like Hugh Hefner.
The big difference is people are dead so it isn’t satire and it isn’t funny. Legions of morons who accept it as the “secret truth” only compound the problem.
Whores who suck wino dick for crack have more decency than Alex Jones.
I have one friend who listens to his crap daily. AJ has more airtime with my buddy than I do. It has taken me a few months but he is starting to come around.
I hope I win. My buddy is a good guy but is lost with all the shit that is going on.
I think more people pay attention to him that do so just to point out the absurd shit he says than listen to him because they believe it. Our local rock station morning host brings up what he says multiple times a week just to bag on it.
I don’t think the government is creating killer storms but weather control is in ever sci fi book/film to some point. It wouldn’t surprise in me in the least if there weren’t teams working on a way, and I’d expect them to be, to control the weather. It is a great idea being able to control the weather. Drought in the heartland? Make it rain more. Wild Fires in Commiefornia because they haven’t had rain, make it rain more.
And because it’s a research approach they have to test it some way and it could cause conditions that would make super storms more likely.
What- no mention of the Nazis based on the moon that are doing this?
We all know they are there, in the hollow moon base they made during/after WWII. Just waiting for the perfect time to invade earth.
Jones must be off his game to leave info like this out of his cutting edge journalism. Worse yet, maybe the moon nazis got to him and he has been compromised…
Honestly, this is good. It diminishes his credibility to the point that he cannot be used by the lefties as a representative of responsible firearms owners anymore. Remember the interviews after Sandy Hook? The deeper he digs, the more distance he creates between himself and us.
