Wisest words on the topic you are ever likely to read.
AC
The most unmanly thing I can think of is to sit around worrying like a little girl over whether something is manly.
Key to being a man: own a Bushmaster.
It must be true, I read it in a magazine.
So, it’s safe to assume that the author of this…I’ll be generous and call it an article…
Cannot drive a stick, cannot fix anything in his rented walk up studio apartment in Williamsburg, cries when it’s cloudy (or sunny), thinks Scotch is “icky”, would sit and glare hatefully at a woman standing exhausted on a subway car without moving his ass, doesn’t know a straight flush from a full house, is the best twerker on his block, and believes that the shoulder thing that goes up is the most dangerous thing invented by mankind.
:rolleyes:
Also: Wears skinny jeans and prefers the intimate company of other men to members of the fairer gender.
Looked at the OP’s link, saw “mtv.com” in the URL…
:suicide:
Yes, the fact that it CAME from MTV already places it firmly in the “total bullshit” class if you ask me.
-brickboy240
This.
The list is BS.
Being a man also means you can take care of things and know how to fix things.
Your wife can call a freaking repair man! LOL
I am not saying everyone needs to know how to weld or run a lathe but a basic set of tools and the knowledge to repair basic things should be part of being a man.
If this seems “macho” or “outdated” to some…so be it.
-brickboy240
did you know MTV used to actually play music at one time ? 
#17 making man rules using your own personal opinions is tantamount to having a vigina.
Like I said initially this is for shits and giggles, but the thing is how many young guys today take this as gospel is sad, Most of them probably got a trophy for just showing up to a game rather than wining at something
Manscaping? Really?
I’ve never taken a razor to any part of my body below the neck and the only time someone shaved my crotch was when I had a vasectomy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht09fEGgPLM
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Yep. This about sums it up for me, too.
I showed the article and his picture to my wife and she said “His boyfriend must not like that stuff.” 
Quid pro quo…
I don’t like diving into a African Savannah for some beaver and she doesn’t like slurping Amazonian Rain Forest vines while having Cuban Sausage. It also just feels better.
A man is what your son wants to be when he grows up.
A man is what your daughter wants to find and marry, who reminds her of you.
A man is what your wife prays for, when it’s cold and dark and raining and her car broke down.
A man is what your friends scream for, when they are listening to that tearing/snapping noise that near misses make.
Be that man, not some ridiculous list from a 8th grader’s website.
Thank God there are men, so persons like Aaron Goldfarb can be safe.
Well said my friend.
Shave yourself from head to toe, stop using tools, stop belching…and so on.
Pretty soon they will require you to pee sitting down.
…the end of man in western society as we know him.
LOL
Adam Corolla has a book titled, “In 10 Years We Will all be Chicks” and I think he is on to something.