More disappointing news. Our secret plan to invade the Turks and Caicos is falling far short of our goals. Moving 3-5 bullets per person has met with unexpected setbacks due to too many of our couriers being detected and apprehended. At this current rate, we will only be able to overcome one Turk and none of the Caicos. Plans to utilize optional operation 'prison wallet' were abandoned due to overall reluctance, except for Bob who volunteered for the 37mm, even though we don't have a need for 37mm ammo for the operation. Our distraction operation on college campuseses utilizing crisis actors based on illegal mexican immigrants will fall apart on 5 May. Remember, From Yankee Town to the Lighthouse will be free!!!